Monday, October 26th, 2009
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10:19 pm - MASH...and I pretty much like my future MASH life
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
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11:31 pm - Music-y stuff
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So I have recently discovered Regina Spektor, and I really like her songs.
This one has been stuck in my head in particular. I like the lyrics:
Ashley, this song reminds me of us...if we did drugs.
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Monday, July 20th, 2009
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10:52 am - Clair de Lune
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I know its really cliche to say that my favorite classical piece is Debussy's Clair de Lune (and it was before Edward Cullen said it in Twilight!) but I found this on youtube and i think its the most beautiful and heartbreaking rendition of the Clair de Lune I have ever seen.
There aren't any words, but this song has always managed to express how I feel at the exact moment I hear it.
current mood:  melancholy
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Saturday, June 27th, 2009
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9:23 pm - Another song that works for me right now
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Weird Al is my hero.
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
*Squeak!*
Than spend one more minute with you
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Sunday, June 21st, 2009
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11:41 pm - Found Myself
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i’ve been gone for a long time baby
i’ve been following you
i’ve been hanging on all of your words
saying i’ll always be true
but today i found myself
right where you left me
up on that shelf
right where you put me
right where you put me
away
i’ve been gone for a long time darling
or that’s the way it seems
i thought i could make you happy
by giving up my dreams
but today i found myself
right where you left me
up on that shelf
right where you put me
right where you put me
away
(bbq grill solo!)
i’ve been gone for a long time sugar
but its not your fault, no,
well i fell for you like a shadow,
but i'm never done
but today i found myself
right where I left me
up on that shelf
right where I put me
right where I put me
away
and today i found myself
right where I left me
up on that shelf
right where i put me
right where i put me
away
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Friday, June 19th, 2009
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9:52 pm - single.
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Yeah. You read it here first. I'm a lot more calm about it than I thought I would be. When your boyfriend tells you that he'd rather hang out with his friends then sit around bored with you, its time to end it.
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009
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1:25 pm - Organic chemistry 2...
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63 on first test
+60 on second test
+74 on third test
+FORTY FUCKING THREE ON THE FINAL
61.3% average, grade of C= 2.0 GPA
Passing organic chem and never having to worry about it again: Priceless
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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
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11:58 pm - Break.
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Sunday, April 12th, 2009
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10:49 pm - I'm moving off campus!!!
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
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9:08 am - The world still needs ditch diggers, right? Because that's probably going to be my profession.
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Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
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1:57 pm - Gaaaah
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Have allergies to pollen? Guess what, you are allergic to plant sperm.
PLANT SPERM!!!!!
Ah Biology has jaded me.
Spring break was fun, but I got nothing accomplished. Also had to leave Boba at home since going back and forth and back and forth is really traumatic for her.
Bio test AND an econ test on the SAME DAY. Yay for my teachers trying to kill me. I haven't had a test yet where I haven't had another test/quiz/pracical/paper due as well.
Who wants to hang out Friday?
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Thursday, February 26th, 2009
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6:41 pm
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So apparently I'm not living with mike and shane next year. Yay?
So how would you react to "Hey, lets live over by the MALL in an area with no BUS ROUT but its okay because you can walk to the MALL and take the bus THERE".
Because apparently I'm not allowed to be like "that's to far away, I'm not signing a lease if I'm going to have to walk a long way to the bus stop at night, oh, and its not in a really good area."
apparently that means i've been complaining nonstop about living with them and apparently I'm making everyone misreable.
Coming from the people who never asked me if it was cool if paul and kellen moved in with us too, I just got told that's what we're doing a week after they decided that. Not that I would have cared, but whatever.
Yep, and this all came from Michael.
Yay.
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Monday, February 23rd, 2009
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6:35 pm - Why do I spread myself so thin?
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I swear I'm a Masochist.
So starting tomorrow at 8:30am I have 28 hours to take two exams, turn in a lab report, do a lab practical over plant structure, and learn 20 pages about "ForEverglades" because I decided that volunteering would be a GOOD idea this semester.
I was very unproductive in the ceramics studio today and that made me sad. I tried to make a bowl and I just got one big hunk of wet clay and I didn't have any dry clay to mix with it so I couldn't work it again without it getting EVERYWHERE. and for some reason NONE OF MY PROJECTS WERE BISQUE FIRED AND ITS PISSING ME OFF. Now I have to wait until next week and my coffee mug will not be glazed and done in time for spring break.
OH and I forgot to sign up for Orientation at the museum so they're going to kill me because it filled up and SURPRISE I am already volunteering for something.
BTW Ashley, take up smoking because i made you something that slightly resembles an ashtray o_O'. Or you can store paperclips in it.
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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
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9:25 pm - Doin' Stuff
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So I'm totally taking a ceramics leisure course at the Reitz union :-D. Its probably the closest I've been to relaxing since I got here. Its $100, but I totally think its worth it if it's something I want to do.
Other than that, I can't concentrate to save my life, but everything seems to be going alright. I'll be finishing up my training to be a supervisor on Saturday when I lead the Men's Basketball game. Yay.
So I THINK i'm going to take training to become a CNA this summer. They get paid like $11 an hour, which is almost double what I make right now...I mean, the job itself is gross but it will also prepare me for the grossness of what is the human body. Also, I would be getting clinical experience if I decide to become a Physician Assistant instead of a Pharmacist. I'm leaning towards PA now...less grad school, the requirements to get in are strict, but not insane...they only accept 8% of applicants is the only problem. But, compared to the 16% of applicants accepted for pharmacy school at UF, its not that much different.
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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
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12:11 pm - Pretty much how I view things
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"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-boggingly useful [as a Babel fish] could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistance of God.
The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing'
'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance,. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you Don't. QED.'
'Oh dear,' Says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for and encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.---The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Thursday, December 11th, 2008
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10:41 pm - Hitting the big 2 o
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In t minues 48 minutes I will no longer be a teenager.
So apparently, according to Shane, I'm not allowed to have teenage angst after 12:00. So I guess I'll get it out of my system now...
BitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitch
BitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitch
BitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchlifeisn'tfairBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitch
nooneundestandsmeBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchNobodylikesmeBitchBitch
BitchBitchBitchBitchBitchBitchandcanyoubelieveshedsaysomethinglikethatBitchBitchBitchBitchBitch
want to know the funny part?
I'm going to be completely alone on my birthday.
current mood: melancholy
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Sunday, December 7th, 2008
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5:55 pm - This song is addicting.
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Doesn't help that the band plays it at every single sporting event.
A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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8:51 pm
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So next semester, I am totally taking a class on the chemistry of soil (one of the requirements of getting my bullshit degree in Biology with a specialization in Natural Sciences). And why am I excited about that?
oh right, no life.
ugh, I'm a homework masochist and I'm trying to avoid studying for my lab practical tomorrow. I don't care about the structure of squids.
Graduating spring 2010 with a degree in Biology? You think my parents would support that.
not even that, but I'm piling on more work just so I CAN get a degree that I will never use in 3 years before pharmacy school.
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Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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10:52 pm - I wish I fit in better.
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All I know is that you're so nice,
You're the nicest thing I've seen.
I wish that we could give it a go,
See if we could be something.
I wish I was your favourite girl,
I wish you thought I was the reason you are in the world.
I wish my smile was your favourite kind of smile,
I wish the way that I dressed was your favourite kind of style.
I wish you couldn't figure me out,
But you always wanna know what I was about.
I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset,
I wish you'd never forget the look on my face when we first met.
I wish you had a favourite beauty spot that you loved secretly,
'Cos it was on a hidden bit that nobody else could see.
Basically, I wish that you loved me,
I wish that you needed me,
I wish that you knew when I said two sugars, actually I meant three.
I wish that without me your heart would break,
Yea, I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake.
I wish that without me you couldn't eat,
Yea, I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep.
Look,
All i know is that you're the nicest thing I've ever seen
And I wish we could see if we could be something
Yea, I wish we could see if we could be something
current mood: melancholy
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Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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6:00 am - I survived...Gator Growl
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After working for 9 hours last night, working about 50 hours since last Saturday (including two overnight shifts after finishing an 8 hour class day), and 4 hours of sleep last night, guess what I get to go do now?
FOOTBALL PARKING LOT SECURITY
oh god I hate life right now. If you guys don't hear from me in the next few days it means I'm in a sleep-deprived coma.
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